BEST PICKUP LINESLik

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *SR71_Mikey (01), Jan 19, 2013.

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  1. Like the title suggests... Drop your best pick up lines.

    Here, I'll drop my favorites:

    - Hi, I am a pirate and I'm looking for treasure... Can I look at your chest?

    - Hey, if I flip a coin, what we the chances of me getting head?
     
    #1 *SR71_Mikey (01), Jan 19, 2013
  2. What are* the chances
     
    #2 *SR71_Mikey (01), Jan 19, 2013
  3. You look like my grandma, let's go watch a G rated movie with atleast a 5 foot distance between us
     
    #3 renamed7873, Jan 19, 2013
  4. -sees the prey, goes over and grabs the ice out of their drink and chucks it on the floor- now I've broken the ice can I buy you another drink
     
    #4 -SW-iDrunkChristie, Jan 19, 2013
  5. That would creep me out, and make you buy me more ice
     
    #5 renamed7873, Jan 19, 2013
  6. Does it hurt? Cos you just fall from heaven. 
     
    #6 TheMostTerrifyingPulsefire, Jan 19, 2013
  7. Lmaooo! My friend did it to a girl and she chucked her drink over him, was funny! 
     
    #7 -SW-iDrunkChristie, Jan 19, 2013
  8. Rose are red
    Violents are blue
    I have a gun
    Get in the van
    
     
    #8 -SW-iDrunkChristie, Jan 19, 2013
  9. If i could rearrange the alphebet id put U and I together
     
    #9 *-KelshiRose- (01), Jan 19, 2013
  10. Lets fuck

    Im not even kidding
     
    #10 *awe_3some (01), Jan 19, 2013
  11. Did you just fart?










    Cause you blew me away 
     
    #11 riri_, Jan 19, 2013
  12. Search up 'Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time' It's hilarious
     
    #12 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Jan 19, 2013
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    So much emoji overuse.
     
    #13 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Jan 19, 2013
  14. If you were a car door, I'd be slamming you all night. 
     
    #14 ChevyRidinLow, Jan 19, 2013
  15. Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? Of course not.

    I did get a couple scratches crawling out of hell though.
     
    #15 gifs, Jan 19, 2013
  16. 
     
    #16 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Jan 19, 2013
  17. Did you fall from heaven?
    "No"
    Ok.
    
     
    #17 CrystalGee, Jan 19, 2013
  18. Hey.
     
    #18 IlIIllIlIlIlZEUSSlIlIlIllllIlI, Jan 19, 2013
  19. Do you get those pants half off? Cus with me they'd be all the way off.

    Nice legs, what time do they open.

    Wanna get some pizza and do it? No, yo don't like pizza?

    My magic watch says your not wearing any pants. You are? It must be 15 minutes fast
     
    #19 Josh, Jan 19, 2013
  20. My favorite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T
     
    #20 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Jan 19, 2013
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