Today, I went and got my flu shot....I think. This scary man was cackling as he approaching me with a giant needle and stabbed me in the arm. I cried for help and screamed but nobody came to my aid. He then injected the flu shot into me. Now I've been acting all weird all day! I think it was a mind control injection I think I've been recruited to be a sleeper cell or mind controlled assassin!
My goal is to exercise. I went for a run today but came back home 2 minutes later because I forgot something. I forgot I'm fat and cant run more than 2 minutes