When I was probably in 5th grade, and I was visiting my family, I never wanted to go swimming with my cousins. I absolutely detested it. When one of them impatiently asked me why I wouldn't go swimming, I calmly told her this story. Well, along the lines of this. I was just talking to her and she was like, "do you remember that time?" And I was like, "yeah" and she said, "tell me the story again" So this is the story. Don't get scared because I have imagination. There was once, In the 1960's, a little girl named Pearl Haris. She was very skinny, and her classmates used to tease her, and the adults used to talk about her health behind her back. Saying things like, "that poor child" "her parents must be starving her" and things like that. The truth was, she couldn't help it. She wasn't any average girl you see around. She was a parasite. One particular day, Pearl got invited to a swimming party by the mean girls in her class. Her parents thought it was a 'break through' and that she had finally made a friend, so they forced her to attend. Even though Pearl knew this was probably a sick joke, she still wanted to go anyway. Let me tell you a little bit about Pearl. She hates the water completely. Ever since she had been a young child, the parasite she was would shrivel up every time she got angry. She didn't normally get angry, she tried to prevent it the best she could. But when the parasitical part of her got aggressive, stuff went down. Even the thought of water turns her stomach. Seeming that the local town pool had a kitty spot, only 1 foot deep, she figured she would stay there. Come the time of the party, Pearl was exceptionally happy when she arrived in her new bathing suit. All was well, until she heard the invitie and her friends talking about how she was wearing an 18 month old child's bathing suit. Pearl couldn't tolerate their ignorance, and started to pee in the pool just to give them a real reason to talk about her. Being a parasite, she had a bladder that practically soaked up all the water that was around her, meaning she could pee a blue substance for as long as she wanted. After the life guard finally noticed that the majority of the pool was Turning blue, he politely escorted Pearl out of the pool, and said, "young lady, what is all this commotion? Did you put something in the pool?" He put his hands on his hips. Pearl smiled, made a sqwuak like sound, and then turned into a 9 foot scorpion like organism and peed all over everybody there, then ate their dead and rotting carcasses. When she had finally finished, she went home and took a shower.
Hmmmmm, Does anyone else realise that the sea is a giant toilet for all the fish in the ocean, And many tourists caught short ;-;