YO MAMA JOKES

yo mama so fat that cowboys fit in her bra

 

Re: stupid jerks

U guys r mean

 

 Yo momma is so poor she uses a cigarette as a heater 
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You wouldn't be here without "Yo momma"

 

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate was a apology letter from the condom factory. 

 

Yo mama so hairy she made bigfoot jealous xD

 

Yo momma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

 

Yo momma so stupid she stole a free sample


Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a furniture store and slept on the floor

Yo momma so stupid she got locked inside of a grocery store and starved to death

 

You momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

 

Yo*

 

Yo momma so dumb she bought a donut and complained to the baker that it had a hole in the center


Yo momma so black she went to night school and was marked absent

Yo momma so fat when she backs up, she beeps

Yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest and was told by the judges; sorry, no professionals.

Yo momma so fat when she wore a gray dress while jumping off a building, people screamed, meteor!!

Yo momma so dumb she held a couple of people as hostage and yelled; y'all better say your last words before y'all die. Imma go first.; she then said GOODBYE AND pointed the gun next to her head.

Sorry for spamming... >_>. <_<
oh ands no offense to the colored. ^_^

 

Yo mamma so fat that when she went to the fun fair the kids thought she was a bouncy castle

 

I got a good one...


Yo mama jokes are offensive to some people who prehaps their mother's aren't with them anymore.

 

Yo mama so dumb, she thinks th english channel is paid cable!

 

yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

 

Yo Mama so old the first yo mama joke ever...
Was about Yo Mama!!!

 

Yo mama so old... She owes Jesus five dollars.

 

To mama so fat when she walked past the tv I missed 3 episodes

 

Yo mama is so fat, she got her own website. HerSpace.com