YO MAMA JOKES

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Yo momma like a vacuum, she sucks, she swallows, and gets laid in the closet 
     
  2. Yo Mama So Poor, When i went in her house i was already at the back door
     
  3. Yo mama so stupid when she was told she broke the law, she offered to fix it
     
  4. Yo mama so old, she has the original copy of the First Commandments
     
  5. Yo mama so ugly, she scared a guy who was in a Comma
     
  6. *cricket cricket*
     
  7. Yo Mama So Fat, when she jumped off a building she got stuck
     
  8. Yo mama so fat she can't get. In the car
     
  9. YO MOMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENTO 2 DA BAKERY DA BAKER SAID WE DONT NEED THAT MANY ROLLS. LMFAOOO
     
  10. Yo mama so fat when she walks on the television i missed half of the movie im watching. 
     
  11. Yo mama so ugly when santa saw her he said: ho ho holy shyt!
     
  12. Yo momma so fat she...
    You know what she's just fat 
     
  13. Yo mama is fat they smack her ass and ride the waves.
     
  14. yo mama so fat they cover her in flower and dive for the wet spot
     
  15. Party boy nice
     
  16. Yoo Mama Is Like A Brick . She's Dirty , Flat On Both Sides , And Always Gets Laid By Mexicans .
     
  17. YO MAMA SO FAT SHE USES A MATRESS FOR A FUCKING TAMPON
     
  18. Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles 
     
  19. Matress would be more like a pad than a tampon. Tampon is cylinder shaped...
     
  20. no -.- she sticks the matress up herself like a tampon