YO MAMA JOKES

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. A PLACE WHERE ALL OF YOU CAN SAY "Yo Mam Jokes"
    DONT CARE IF THEY MAKE SENCE OR NO
     
    #1 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
  2. Yo mama so fat she likes eating chocolate cake
     
    #2 Panakins, Dec 31, 2012
  3. Yo momma so dumb idk
     
    #3 697panda, Dec 31, 2012
  4. Yo momma so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch 
     
    #4 -Gohan-2, Dec 31, 2012
  5. Yo mama so old she farts out dust
     
    #5 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
  6. Hehheh "yo mam"
    Yo mam so pretty she made you
     
    #6 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Dec 31, 2012
  7. :O ERMAHGERD! POWERTOOL! I know you!!!
    But I'm pretty sure you hate me..
     
    #7 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Dec 31, 2012
  8. Yo mama is so stupid AND hairy that she tried shaving with my cellphone because I said it was a Razr.
     
    #8 zoolander7, Dec 31, 2012
  9. You mama so stupid she trips over cordless Phones
     
    #9 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
  10. YO MAMA IS so Fat when she died, God couldn't lift up her spirit
     
    #10 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
  11. WOW WEBBY, not appropriate
     
    #11 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Dec 31, 2012
  12. 
     
    #12 -Gohan-2, Dec 31, 2012
  13. Yo Mama So Fat, she tripped over Wallmart, rolled over Food 4 Less, and landed on Target
     
    #13 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
  14. 
     
    #14 TheMeggyBear, Dec 31, 2012
  15. Yo mama is so fat, it took 4 Planes, 3 Jets, and 7 trains to get to her good side
     
    #15 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
  16. Yo Mama Is So Old, Her Social Security Number Expired
     
    #16 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
  17. 
     
    #17 TheMeggyBear, Dec 31, 2012
  18. You mama so ugly when she faceplanted the sidewalk 
     
    #18 Panakins, Dec 31, 2012
  19. Yo mama so fat she couldnt see her foot.
     
    #19 infinity_dudez, Dec 31, 2012
  20. Yo mama is so fat, she ha to wear a yellow jacket with a sign that says: Caution Wide Turns
     
    #20 iAbieISavedHisDamseIinDistress, Dec 31, 2012
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