Texans. We're the best. We ride our bigger armadillos, and rope up our longhorns. We don't have winter, we have, halfway till summer. It gets to about 100/110 degrees farenheit, which is good and steamy to post our big pancakes. Texans, we're the best. Plus, everything is bigger!
That was the worst Texas Stereotype I've ever heard. Texas; The brown stain on mother nature's ass. Now with more Mexicans, less hicks, and overpopulating white people trying to be black!