the uPoke :3

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012.

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  1. Presenting, the new and never improved cause-it-never-existed-before, uPoke!

    This fantastic device is a remote mounted to a hand shaped device, with the index finger pointed strait forward. With the touch of a button, the hand will extend up to 18 feet, and allow you to poke from longer distances. Imagine the looks on everyone's faces when they get poked and no one is around!

    This great machine is sold at a price of only $10 00 CAN

    WOW!

    And if you order now, we'll throw in an uPunch, absolutely free!

    Fun-and-Games Grapple technology is not responsible for injury or loss. Purchase of this object is completely up to the buyer and risks must be know. Useless thread trollers beware, as this thread is completely useless
     
    #1 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  2. If you use the uPoke with great strength it would be consider as a uStab
     
    #2 infinity_dudez, Dec 30, 2012
  3. Sorry, the uStab is a completely different tool that is not on open market right now 
     
    #3 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  4. Can i pre-order? 
     
    #4 TheSagittarian, Dec 30, 2012
  5. Of course :3 just sign some legal wavers and assume no contact with us for up to 14 months
     
    #5 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  6. But come on peopl, think of this great offer!
     
    #6 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  7. How much for one?
     
    #7 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Dec 30, 2012
  8. For which?
     
    #8 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  9. I think I'll wait for the uSlap.
     
    #9 -AC-TheAlphaWolf-, Dec 30, 2012
  10. That one is currently in production
     
    #10 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  11. Is there anything to help me fap?
     
    #11 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Dec 30, 2012
  12. Well, that was an idea... One executive did say the uPorn, but that idea was dismissed
     
    #12 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  13. Never mind  that should not be mentioned in front of potential customers
     
    #13 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  14. I'll still buy one
     
    #14 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Dec 30, 2012
  15. Sorry :3 if you want one, we'll construct a secret black market for different items
     
    #15 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  16. Well what's the fap item called?
     
    #16 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Dec 30, 2012
  17. Can't tell you 0.0 it blocked it out
     
    #17 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  18. Ok .-.
     
    #18 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Dec 30, 2012
  19. But look forward to more great ideas from Grapple Co
     
    #19 *BlazingQueenofHell (01), Dec 30, 2012
  20. What about uRock? So you can get a pic of you and insert it in the rock, so when you play RPS, you can use the rock? 
     
    #20 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Dec 30, 2012
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