Pickup lines!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rockst1003, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. Ok so me and my best friend are going to make a video and it's gonna be about good and bad pickup lines. Show share your pickup lines here! Thanks
     
  2. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
     
  3. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

    Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Full
     
  4. So I'll pick you up at seven?




    ........


    No?.....
     
  5. Do you have a screw driver in your back pockets ?
    Because I can see myself screwing that
     
  6. Uhm .
    Can i take a picture of you ?
    -so i can show Santa what i want for Christmas
    Are you lost ?
    - cause heavens long way from here
    If you were a skate board , I'd ride you everyday
    Can you empty your pockets
    -Cause i believe you stole my heart
     
  7. at a costume party, dress as Batman. Go up to a chick n be like
    "You make my Dark Knight rise"
    in Batman's voice.


    Epicness
     
  8. Boy: Do you wanna go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: Did you hear what I just told you?
    Girl: Yeah
    Boy: What did I say?
    Girl: Do you wanna go out with me?
    Boy: Yes I do!
     
  9. Your face.... I like dat sh**
     
  10. This is quite a few but the best ones are my Avengers pick up lines! ENJOY!! 

    -Is your dad a thief? Because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
    -Do you come here often?
    -If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
    *Dress up as Batman and go into a club* - Hi I'm Batman. Do you want to know my secret Identity?

    !!!AVENGERS PICK UP LINES!!!

    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I always hit the bullseye... Ifyouknowwhatimen!
    Bruce Banner/Hulk: They don't call me incredible for nothing!
    Thor: I will make sure you are 'Thor in the morning'
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Are you from the 1940's? Because I would really like to have a future with you.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man; Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
    Loki: Kneel!
     
  11.  Do you have a parking slot? Cos I wanna park my ! 
     
  12. Guy-ummm Hey do you have a quarter ?
    Girl-Yeah why ?
    Boy-I want to use the pay phone and call my parents to tell them I found the girl of my dreams
    *GIRLS THOUGHT* I am going to give him the best ride of his life 
     
  13. Did you fall from heaven? cuz your faced is fucked up
     
  14. Me: Do you have any raisins?
    Innocent bystander: No....
    Me: How bout a date?
    Bystander *YES I GOT SEX. FINALLY!*

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    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

    I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass

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    Your ass cheeks are like crystal balls, I can see myself in between them.

    (Please don't ask about the last one. My friends make up pick up lines as jokes)
     
  15. Some dumb ones i came up wit xD
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    -Your so beautiful i forgot my pickup line

    -Most people like to watch the olympics because they only happen every four years but id rather talk to you cause meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime

    -You see my friend over there (point to friend) he wants to know if you think im cute

    -You must be a snickers because baby you satisfy me

    -when god made you he was just showing off

    -You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
     
  16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together .





    Giggity.
     
  17. You wanna know how I know you're coming home with me tonight? Cause im stronger than you ;D
     
  18. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away
     
  19. I am a snail! "Crack" I just broke my home.....can I sleep with you tonight ?