Ok so me and my best friend are going to make a video and it's gonna be about good and bad pickup lines. Show share your pickup lines here! Thanks
Uhm . Can i take a picture of you ? -so i can show Santa what i want for Christmas Are you lost ? - cause heavens long way from here If you were a skate board , I'd ride you everyday Can you empty your pockets -Cause i believe you stole my heart
at a costume party, dress as Batman. Go up to a chick n be like "You make my Dark Knight rise" in Batman's voice. Epicness
Boy: Do you wanna go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Did you hear what I just told you? Girl: Yeah Boy: What did I say? Girl: Do you wanna go out with me? Boy: Yes I do!
This is quite a few but the best ones are my Avengers pick up lines! ENJOY!! -Is your dad a thief? Because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes! -Do you come here often? -If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. *Dress up as Batman and go into a club* - Hi I'm Batman. Do you want to know my secret Identity? !!!AVENGERS PICK UP LINES!!! Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I always hit the bullseye... Ifyouknowwhatimen! Bruce Banner/Hulk: They don't call me incredible for nothing! Thor: I will make sure you are 'Thor in the morning' Steve Rogers/Captain America: Are you from the 1940's? Because I would really like to have a future with you. Tony Stark/Iron Man; Hi, I'm Tony Stark. Loki: Kneel!
Guy-ummm Hey do you have a quarter ? Girl-Yeah why ? Boy-I want to use the pay phone and call my parents to tell them I found the girl of my dreams *GIRLS THOUGHT* I am going to give him the best ride of his life
Me: Do you have any raisins? Innocent bystander: No.... Me: How bout a date? Bystander *YES I GOT SEX. FINALLY!* ---- What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass --- Your ass cheeks are like crystal balls, I can see myself in between them. (Please don't ask about the last one. My friends make up pick up lines as jokes)
Some dumb ones i came up wit xD -Your so beautiful i forgot my pickup line -Most people like to watch the olympics because they only happen every four years but id rather talk to you cause meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime -You see my friend over there (point to friend) he wants to know if you think im cute -You must be a snickers because baby you satisfy me -when god made you he was just showing off -You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you