Well. Topics. If you're here in the states, first of all, 'Merica, fuck yeah. Second of all, no hablo ingles. If you're not...go away. I kid, I kid. Most of the time. Anywho. *awkward pause* Ah, yes, current events. So there's the Sandy Hook shooting here, gun laws being discussed, thoughts on that subject? Sure, it happened a couple weeks ago, but still a really touchy topic. The fiscal cliff is about to be gone over. Words about recessions and things and numbers that I can't be bothered to listen to because I watch the news while eating dinner and I had chocolate cereal because why not, and it needed more attention. I watched like a couple minutes of Extra, (celebrity TV, exciting, eh?), some starlet is having a baby (Who really cares?) and someone got cheated on (What's new?) oh yeah, Janet Jackson getting married is something, right? (Nope. Still boring.) I've been on the Internet a lot lately, (who isn't?), there has been lots of fan fiction about many, many people who I feel bad for, because that's creepy as hell, to have someone writing shtuffs about me and some other person getting it on, often people of the same gender, and it's awkward because man, imagine looking at that person after hearing that people write about that person for example shoving their gigantic cock up your rectum. Thar she blows! Ugh. Uncomfortable. So. So. Uncomfortable. Also on the Internet, (because you didn't know already), Ze Youtubez. People get paid for that now, and personally, seems like a freaking awesome occupation. Especially commentating on ze video games. Except for maybe the trying to keep people entertained. And the editing. And the mean comments...maybe I'll just get a normal job. So...*subject change* the world has not ended. Hallelujah. And Christmas happened for people who celebrate it. For those who don't, what do you celebrate? Honestly, I only know Hanukkah and Kwanzaa (feel like I butchered those names, autocorrect, help me, please, before it's too late.) I have a feeling I'm just going to delete this waste of space. But I spent so much time...yeah, no, deleting it. Goodbye good people of Forumville. Live long and prosper, may the force be with you, asta la vista, baby, until next time, clean up, clean up everybody do their share, Mother of Science, go away. Poo.
Because the Internet is a thing. That's how. There's like...fandoms like IanCorn and PewdCry and SparkAnt that I didn't even know existed until I googled that Milk FanFiction about Smosh...never again. I've even seen some about freakin...people from RoosterTeeth (Mavin or even Mayvin). Poor people from the Youtubez.
Oh my God. And there was a tumblr blog called 'Dawson's Dirty Secrets'. I feel sorry for Shane. :c All those desperate girls. Dx
Oh god. I SAW THAT. MY EYES. THEY BURN ANEW. Why do people have sexual fantasies about these people? Dx
^you, sir, have missed out on a lot. If this is the longest then whoo boy, you have never experienced the full magnificence of forums in all of its wordy glory. *o*
After I read this I sat in a corner and thought about my life but mostly thought about that cheeseburger I saw in a commercial it was so good but now its all gone
Some shit about money. The news peoplez talk about it like it's a huge deal. There's been a lot of dispute between congress and the president about tax cuts and how if they don't decide soon, people's taxes will be messed up and all of these other things that I didn't pay attention to because CHOCOLATE.
There wasn't much implication there implying that it was a joke... But I didn't know what the fiscal cliff was either. XD I'm not one to watch tv. I just stumble across interesting news. XD