Hello there! I'm sure you already know, but, I am the Trendiest in all the lands around here You may address me as THE Trenderman and if I like you, I may allow you to stand within a 10 meter radius of me Of course, that's a privilege only given to the best Good luck, lad! You seem promising
That I am I would offer a autograph, but they're all already auctioned off But then again, it's a lovely experience just to talk with me I would know, I talk to myself quite frequently...