Who are you? You are who. You are you. Who is you. You is you. Who is who? You is who. Who is you? You are who you are. Unless you are who. Then you are who? You are you. Who are You
Who is thing one and thing two you say? Why, just look in the poo, If should say something about you Oh look, it says "I love you too".
Who am I? A better question is who am I not? I am everything that exists. Everywhere you look, there I am. I'm your true love, but also your worst nightmare.