how manly are you?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. This thread is hilarious.
    I'm a girl though...
     
  2. Legos? You mean carpet
     
  3. I'm so manly I kill zombies. You haven't seen any? You're welcome. :cool:
     
  4. Low fat milk? You mean homo juice (no disrespect)
     
  5. Bro. I don't think you even lift.
     
  6. A stepped on a lego and broke the lego
     
  7. I shook Chuck Norris's hand and didn't explode. BOOM! Beat that!
     
  8. I listened to James blunt,
    And only cried for a week ;-;
     
  9. You don't have to cry 'cause you're beautiful;)
     
  10. Thats so awkward if you're a dude
     
  11. I I touched the oven while baking strawberry cake with pink sprinkles with Grandmother and only cried for 25 minutes
     
  12. I eat without food
     
  13. i kick puppies 

    u know that taste u get when u drank OJ
    After brushing your teeth i love that it
     
  14. I love to fuck!
     
  15. Man 1: welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya? -_-


    Man 2: how tough am i? How tough am i?! I had a bowl of CEREAL this morning.... 


    Man 1: yeah....so? 


    Man 2: ......without the bowl 


    Man 1: right this way sir. Sorry you to keep you waiting
     
  16. Sorry to keep you waiting*
     
  17. If my manliness was measured in fairy cakes then I won't of made enough!!! RAWR
     
  18. Rocks? U mean those gummy bears that dont even look like bears?
     
  19. Knife? You mean that back scratcher?