Why I like to be the first one up

I'm laying in my nice, warm, cozy bed skyping my boyfriend when I hear weird shit coming from the living room down the hall.

Mom: "Quit pretending to be a bear! You're scaring the dogs."

Brother: "But we live on a mountain."

(For the record, we live on a fairly flat plot.)

*A couple minutes later*

Mom: "Bill, you can only make honey if you light Batmans fire first."

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Yea. You get the point. Any awkward family moments to share?

 

Lol weird

 

They do...

My mom denied saying all of that but stuttered when I mentioned brownies

 

I normally am. But then I witness something like that

 

Mine Aren't

 

I think there's something wrong with CC

 

I was referring to the 

And ya. They keep crashing 