I got the most awkward moment to top all awkward moments. My best friend Sarah and I were doing our typical Friday night plans (going to see a movie, leaving the movie, buying soda mentos monsters and sharpies from Walmart, and going behind Walmart to mess around and be stupid) when we decided to race shopping carts with the guys we went to the movie with. Yes, we went on a date and did this.... Out of nowhere, this gang of kids comes up to us when we're sitting in the carts. And this boy about 8 looks at me and goes "gurl you fine". Sarah looks at him and goes "Damn straight. Tap that ass". The little boy started humping the air. I tipped the cart, face planted and ran.
Lol that's really awkward but is it as awkward when your crush ask you if you're in a three way relationship with your two best friends? No way lol! That was so embarrassing for me
Went to a party with my boyfriend. Every one was playing spin the bottle on the trampoline. Then we started jumping and I ripped my pants in front if every one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. They're awkward. c,: My boyfriend seen me in extremely short clothes at a party last night. >.> Nuuuuuu. Now he thinks I like to wear short clothes. >.> Asdfghjkl.
Did you know? Boredom equals to stress ._. stress equals depression .-. Depression equals to death -.-
I don't want to start a fight, but I just hate it when noobs with an ego the size of the sun do this. NPE: Don't talk shit about people when you're no better than a little midget in baby diapers. :| As for boredom... I've experienced it one too many times. ,_, Even at the school christmas festival two years ago. I brought my dog and I smushed a boy's face with my puppy's cheek under some holly paper decoration (pretending it was mistletoe) and he ran to a chaperone and cried that a dog stole his first kiss. I ruined someone's first intimate moment during Christmas guys, no wonder Santa didn't give me any presents, I was on his shit list for violating the guy's love life by making him kiss my dog *O*
So um Panda I've had depression for 4 years. Not dead. And boredom leads to really messed up shit. Like jack ass
Boredom is a miracle sent to us by God So that our creativity will lead us to being arrested and or worse You have our eternal gratitude *U*
When I went into a kebab shop I walked out tryna b cool and then my foot got stuck in the letterbox at the bottom of the door .. It was sooo embarrising
My boyfriend but not really boyfriend. Like unofficial relationship partner, calls his penis a kebab. You walked into a penis shop....