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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Goldialocks, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. I support this thread. Because glub.
     
  2. ;u; CHLOE MAKE MY SHIPPING RAMPAGE STOP-
     
  3. NO NEVER LES SHIP TOGETHERRRRRR
     
  4. IM ON CRACK WITH THESE SHIPS
    •Mituna<3Meenah
    •Jake<3Karkat
    ;u;
    MAKE IT STOP
     
  5. ALL THE CRACK


    ALLLLL OF ITTTTTTTTTTTT
     
  6. AND NOW PORRIM AND ERIDAN SHIT SOMEONE CRASH MY TRAIN
     
  7. KANKRI LATULA AND ARANEA AND CRONUS AND ARANEA AND RUFIOH AND HORUSS AND ONE OF THE ANCESTORS HOLY SHIT

    HOLYYYY SHIT I LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE
     
  8. YAY SAME PAGE
    I SHIP MITUNA WITH MEENAH AND PORRIM AND CRONUS AND KANKRI
    NO REASON FOR WHY WITH KANKRI
    BUT OMGGGGG
     
  9. At some point in time when Cronus was around Mituna, he was going to say,"I'm not that retarded", but since Mituna was around he stopped himself <333333
     
  10. My humanstuck.

    Karkat.
    Black hair and gry eyes. He is kinda an outsider at school. His best friend is Gamzee (tho it more feels like he is Gamzee's babysitter).
    He has a hate/love realesonship with his dad (The Signless) and he hates lisening to his older brother (Kankri).
    After his realesonship with Terazi went wrong, he found himself in love with Sollux, who IS his best friend since 4th grade. Their realesonship is a bit weird, mostly Love/hate. But thy are still togheter and happy. Thy mostly play games, watch movies, are on the pc, eat or have sex.

    Tavros:
    After he brock both legs and had to cutt off one, we often find him in a wealchair. He has light brown skin and Dark brown hair with orang/brown eyes. He is Vriska's ex and now Gamzee's boyfriend.
    The realesonship with Vriska was kinda akwerd since Tav's dad (the Summenur) used to and still flirts with Vriska's mom (mindfang).
    He is not as confident as his brother (Ruffio) altho he trys. He is good at school and happy now.

    Sollux:
    Blond hair with one blue and one brown eye, who talks with a bit of a lisp. He was in a realesonship with Aradia, but brock up when Sollux saw that she started to fall for Equies. Later he was in a realesonship with Feferi but brock up when she cheated on him for Eriden. Later, after haveing a long talk with his father (Pciioniic) he found out he had deep feelings for Karkat. Thy got togheter and still are. Sollux pitys his brother (Mituna) for haveing that exsedent where he hitt his head and damiged his brain alittle, but he is recovering slowlly. Sollux is a great hacker and is the best when it comes to Pc's. He likes bees and honey.

    Neputa
    A young happy, cute and lovely girl who dresses often like a cat. She loves Anime and Rp. Her best friend is Equies and her crush WAS Karkat, but that died fast. She loves spending time with Equies and Terezi. She is half asin (from Taiwan) and has a good realesonship with her mom (Disaibil) and her sisther.

    Terezi
    A blind girl with Light brown hair and Green eyes. After a fight with Vriska it all ended with Vriska flashing a laser light into Terezis eyes and made her blind, even so she dont mind it. She smells, tayst and hear 4X better then others. She is karkats ex and Daves girlfriend. Her best friend is Naputa and Kanaya. He loves to eat and rp, so she is kind of a werido. She hate Vriska. She has a good (blind) realesonship with her mom (Redglear) but not with her older sisther.

    Kanaya
    A fashion girl with black hair and blue/green eyes. She is a lesbien and togheter with Rose. She is a bit older then the rest and is an aprentes on a fashion compeny. She is calm and a good friend of Karkat, Terazi, Naputa and Feferi. Has a okay realadonship with her mother (Dolarosa) and her sisther.

    Vriska
    A bitch with black hair and blue eyes. She has a bad realeshonship with her mother (Mindfang) yet thy are really good friends. She is annoyed by her sisther tho. She dislikes Tavros now,(even tho its her own fauld) but she is just envyes. She is now happyly dateing Jonh.

    Equise
    A strong man, the best in gym. He is Aradia's boyfriend. He loves to train and make robots, he is also in the same Club as Dirk.

    Eridon
    A brown haired, dark blue eyeded, dark skinded Drama king. He is now feferi's boyfriend even tho thy fight sometime (but it is not bad). He is a rich guy from a rich family. Has an okay realesonship with is father (duelscar) and look up to him, but has a bad one with his brother.

    Feferi
    A sweet eyeland girl from a rich family. She is lovely and liked by almost everyone. Has a akwerd realesonship with her mother and sisther. She (like her family) loves to bake.
     
  11. why do you all dislike vriska ;n;

    She's had a hard life man

    She kills trolls to feed her lusus, starting at around age 5, because if she doesn't her lusus will eat her. Her relationship with her lusus is strained and just difficult for her, and even if she loves spidermom sometimes her lusus can be overwhelming. Only Feferi can actually relate but she has Eridan to help while Vriska did it all by herself at a young friggin' age.

    As for her friends, she never really knew how to get along with people. Socially awkward in a way, being a giant bitch because that's how she was taught to act (or learned how to anyway). Her only genuine friend, in a way, was Kanaya (before John anyway lmao), and even then she was also a giant bitch because that's how she is. It's her personality, love her for it. It's how she shows gratitude, even if she's being a total bitch, because that's how she sees kindness as. It's her perspective and you gotta give the girl some respect, right? As for her relationship with Tavros, she wants to make him stronger, in the 'Vriska-way', by forcing him to do harsh shit like pushing him off a cliff. I guess that, in a way, he's the person she cares a lot about (besides John) in her own Vriska meddly meddling way, by trying to make him 'better'. I'm not justifying her intentions here or anything like that, just saying that we should look at things in the girl's perspective to understand her and how her mind works more.

    Her dynamic with John, however, is the most interesting thing of all. Her bitchiness is reduced by a great amount when he pesters her, all because he puts up with her bitchiness and responds with the 'egderp treatment', by being giggles and derps and showering her with his niceness. She's not used to it, and it's good to be treated like that at times, and for Vriska that doesn't happen much, even when she was pale for Kanaya. It just shows that she's not the heartless monster we all thought she was before.

    I guess what I love the most about her is her backstory and determination, and just her personality. I mean, even when the entire world hates her with a fiery passion she just gives us that sexy wink and smirk and flaunts that plush cerulean ass and makes us love and hate her at the same time in ways I can't even begin to describe BECAUSE SHE'S VRISKA FUCKING SERKETTTTTT.

    She's

    Just

    misunderstooooooood. ;uuuuuuuu;
     
  12. c: I might write a Kanpor oneshot on my way to California today-
     
  13. --------
    Your name is Kankri Vantas, and you're siting in the living room of Porrim Maryam, the most beautiful troll you swear you've seen. Pale, a rainbow drinker, with black detailing along her body. Smooth black lipstick, eyebrow rings and a lip ring.
    Her blank eyes are focused on the red material she's knitting, and you sit across from her.
    "Who's the sweater for?"
    "It doesn't matter," she said, with a saddened and melancholy voice.
    "Porrim, are you alright? Please don't say anything triggering."
    "I..I'm fine, it doesn't concern you."

    You can see her trembling with her knitting needles in her slim fingers, and you stand.
    "I'll text you, Porrim."
    "Alright." She responds with a lack of emotion.
    You grab your giant jacket and put it on, leaving her apartment wordlessly.
    You could feel unhappiness radiate from her jade beating heart.
    You truly loved her, and Aranea told you not to worry. She said that Porrim would be fine, but would be gone soon.
    You thought it was such a stupid lie, and Porrim would never die!
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    Your name is Porrim Maryam, the jade troll.
    You have a love for the dear Kankri Vantas, but unfortunately, you're dying. As in never coming back this time.
    You've died once, and came back.
    Now, you can't. Now you're going to die and never return. You were glad as the red blooded troll left your classy looking apartment, and let out a cry of pain and anger. You loved him so much, and now once you died again you couldn't protect him, or remind him to take care of himself, or anything.
    As you knit slowly, jade tears stream down your pale, white face, crying. Now, your phone that's on the table next to you, buzzes along with lighting up.
    P9rrim, decided t9 check 9n y9u. Are y9u 9kay?
    You look at the message, a sob escaping you once again. You don't answer his message, and look at your creation. A red sweater. A gogdamn red sweater for Kankri to portray his blood color with pride, from you.
    You wanted to give it to him before you died, but had no way how.
    You take the sweater to your table to wrap it, your eyes welling with fresh green tears again. Talking to yourself, you wrap the present for Mr.Vantas.
    "I promise, Kankri.. I'll watch over you, I'll keep you safe, baby."
    Your hands tremble, writing a letter.
    "Keep me in your heart, I'm never really going to be gone."
    You write his name on the paper label, and tape up the gift. Now finally, you go to check your phone.
    3 New Messages
    Hey.
    P9rrim, I want t9 c9me 6y and see y9u t9m9rr9w t99.
    G99dnight, P9rrim.

    Like previously stated, your heart aches like hell when he texts you, or contacts you in anyway.
    You decide to sleep, knowing that was your last day with him. Your heart beat slowed, and you lie in your death bed, whispering your last words.

    "Goodbye, Kankri Vantas..."
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    The Next Sad Day...
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    Once again, you are Kankri Vantas.
    Porrim finally answered you from yesterday, around two hours after you went to bed.
    Kankri, so rry I didn't answer yo u so o n after yo u sent it, night.
    Huh, that's funny. Porrim would've written a longer message.
    You shrug it off, deciding to go see Porrim.
    You walk a few blocks, exhaling and trying to figure out words to say to her.
    Maybe admit you love her, finally? Warn her about more triggers?
    Fuck knows what about.
    You finally reach her apartment's door, knocking.
    "Hello?"
    No answer.
    "Hello, Porrim?"
    That's strange. You look around, seeing her jade motorcycle parked. She's here. You suddenly remember: You have keys to her apartment, fuck-ass.
    You sigh, digging the keys out of your pocket, and unlocking her door.
    You enter, and it's dead silent. It's freaking you out just a bit. Not enough to make you piss yourself though.
    "P-Porrim, dear?"
    You peek in all the rooms, looking at the dining room and you see a note with a gift.
    Dear Kankri,
    This means yo u have entered my ho using due to my lack o f answering the do o r o r so mething like that. Yo u've entered my apartment. I'm afraid yo u wo n't like what's in the next ro o m, or maybe yo u've go ne in there already. What's o n this table is so yo u can remember me..
    I lo ved yo u, Kankri Vantas.
    Merry Christmas..
    Po rrim Maryam

    You swallow, nervous and your heart racing. No. Aranea wasn't lying.
    You were such a fool. You couldn't believe what you just read. Did she really leave you?
    You step into the next room, seeing a lifeless corpse of while and black swirls, on a jade bed. You dash to it's side, like it did her any good.
    "Porrim!"
    No response.
    "Porrim Maryam, this isn't time for human Christmas jokes! Please, wake up love!"
    Red sweat beads on your forehead, red tears welling in your eyes.
    "...Porrim?"
    You press fingers to her neck, feeling no pulse. Your hand drops immediately.
    "No... NO!" You scream in frustration, anger, agony and pure sadness! You collapse, crying red all over the place.
    When you remember suddenly, about the gift.
    You stand, sniffling and cleaning tears as you walk to the table.
    As you open the what appears wrapped fabric, you gasp in surprise and sob.
    "No!"
    It was the sweater Porrim was knitting the previous day, when you first visited.
    You are now a broken hearted Kankri Vantas.
    You wear that gog forsaken sweater to display your blood color in pride, and for Porrim Maryam.
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    Sorry if the plus signs don't show up :T I'm crying so stfu <3 this is a beautiful ship fmlllll
     
  14. I ship them so pale it hurts ;oaudhahrja;
     
  15. ;A; I ship them all up in REDROM-
     
  16. Jade went Grimdark. ouo

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  17. 0u0 Pretty-
    >.> Im somewhat dressed as Aradia today. I'll do a Humanstuck thing later.
    GIF SPAM?-