I dont steal candy from babies....babies give them to me. I eat candy that been drop in the ground after the 10 second rule. Im so manly if you look up the word manly in the dictionary....there is my name. Im so manly my chest hair reads "manly" on my chest
I have balls of steel!!!! My fists is like steel. My eyes are like the Tasmania devil. My chest is like titanium with a 24-pack (YEA I SAID IT!!!!) Chuck Norris is like my slave because I beat him in a manly contest. I eat raw snails and raw eggs as snacks!!!!
I'm so manly I have a penis of average size and a scrotum. I also shave daily and have a five o'clock shadow by 2 pm.