how manly are you?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. I can touch high voltage electricity and it does nothing ( I have bad pain receptors)
     
  2. I dont steal candy from babies....babies give them to me.


    I eat candy that been drop in the ground after the 10 second rule.


    Im so manly if you look up the word manly in the dictionary....there is my name.


    Im so manly my chest hair reads "manly" on my chest
     
  3. I'm so manly I only cried for half the movie the notebook
     
  4. Im so manly i was able to watch twlight without throwing up
     
  5. I have balls of steel!!!! My fists is like steel. My eyes are like the Tasmania devil. My chest is like titanium with a 24-pack (YEA I SAID IT!!!!) Chuck Norris is like my slave because I beat him in a manly contest. I eat raw snails and raw eggs as snacks!!!!
     
  6. I'm so manly I have a penis of average size and a scrotum. I also shave daily and have a five o'clock shadow by 2 pm.
     
  7. When I do push up I don't push myself up, I PUSH THE WORLD DOWN!!!!
     
  8. I'm so manly that I lifted up 5 whole pounds!  xD
     
  9. I'm so manly that I wear pink on a weekly basis.
     
  10. I swim with only 1 floatie!
     
  11. I tie my own shoe laces
     
  12. Ya'll so stupid. Lmao
     
  13. This is tooo funny. Made my day
     
  14. I'm so manly, none of these made me even crack a smile.
     
  15. You're not manly


    You're a Karate Hottie 
     
  16. I can walk on water... Eat bullets... N **** ice cream
     
  17. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Eat shit and die!!
    Because fork you,that's why!