how manly are you?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012.

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  1. I drank coffee with whiskey in the morning with no coffee

    I sleep with a pillow under my gun

    Alarm system…
     
    #1 -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012
  2. I leave a gun and a note saying good luck
     
    #2 -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012
  3. Eat honey? I chew bees

    Chuck norris? U mean the beard guy that does my laundry
     
    #3 ufjd, Dec 18, 2012
  4. I eat a bowl of nails..... Without any milk.
     
    #4 -Lundqvist-, Dec 18, 2012
  5. Sugar? u mean bitch sprinkles
     
    #5 -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012
  6. Morning wood? U mean morning steel
     
    #6 ufjd, Dec 18, 2012
  7. Cancer? You mean the sniffles?
     
    #7 -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012
  8. I watched pokemon 2002, without crying 
     
    #8 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Dec 18, 2012
  9. no chest hair? hair cant grow through steel
     
    #9 -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012
  10. I am not afraid to shower naked. .
     
    #10 -GiganTOR-, Dec 18, 2012
  11. i dont take a "smartphone" to the restroom
     
    #11 uncommon-wolf, Dec 18, 2012
  12. wth
     
    #12 Wonderland, Dec 18, 2012
  13. I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 mins 
     
    #13 -iMakeItRain-, Dec 18, 2012
  14. This thread is hilarious
     
    #14 AventusMatt, Dec 18, 2012
  15. I ate my veggies. While they were still in the ground

    I made a bacon sandwhich without bread. Or cooked bacon.
     
    #15 EnglishPanda, Dec 18, 2012
  16.  wth??
     
    #16 MiaKhaIifa, Dec 18, 2012
  17. i created chuck norris thats how much of a man i am xD
     
    #17 PrinceOfThieves14, Dec 18, 2012
  18. Stepped on a piece of Lego and noticed it 5 minutes later.

    I am Boss.
     
    #18 *DepthNotBreadth (01), Dec 18, 2012
  19. If someone here threw a 3310 at Chuck Norris, then he's a man's man.
     
    #19 *CocoDream (01), Dec 18, 2012
  20. I gave birth to Chuck Norris.
     
    #20 gifs, Dec 18, 2012
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