Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Steltz, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. Okay this is a post for your best Chuck Norris jokes. I want this thread to be funny.

    Here is my joke: Chuck Norris speaks French, in Russian.

    GO!
     
    #1 Steltz, Dec 16, 2012
  2. Chuck Norris FACTS* THEY'RE FACTS!

    Aliens do exist, they just don't want to visit the world Chuck Norris is in.
     
    #2 A51-BlackenedDawn-, Dec 16, 2012
  3. Really stel? 
    Where is mo btw?
     
    #3 Player11171305, Dec 16, 2012
  4. If you flipped China upside down, it'd say made by Chuck Norris.
     
    #4 BarneyThePurpleDino, Dec 16, 2012
  5. I have a book full of those things 

    Literally . It's a book written by Chuck Norris with 101 of his favorite Chuck Norris Facts.
     
    #5 Pinkie_Pie2, Dec 16, 2012
  6. I done this thread already
     
    #6 FootIongSandwich, Dec 16, 2012
  7. ^I was going to say that. ,_,
     
    #7 BarneyThePurpleDino, Dec 16, 2012
  8. When I saw Jesus walk on water, I walked on Jesus
     
    #8 *ChuckNorris_TheGodOfWar (01), Dec 16, 2012
  9. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: IT'S LE CHUCK NORRIS. :0
     
    #9 BarneyThePurpleDino, Dec 16, 2012
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