I have many questions about Santa... •How does a fat man go down a chimney half his size? •Does Santa ever get diabetes? •Where does Santa go if there is no chimney? •How does Santa travel the world in one night? •Why is Mrs.Clause rarely mentioned in Santa / Christmas movies? •How does one person know the name of 7 billion people? •How could a man, who looks like he never ate anything healthy or drank anything healthy, Live for long? •Does Santa have a membership to Planetfitness? •How much does Santa weigh? •What would Santa do for a Klondike bar? •How come Santa never gets a present ?
1) Magic O.O 2) No. He goes down chimneys of bills of ppl and carries a huge bag around that's freakin exercise 3) Through the window 4) He has reindeer hello 5) Because they don't want her to steal his thunder 6) Internet 7) They only show him during Christmas season you don't see him rest of year...he probably on Subway diet 8) Why would he? He has a staff of ppl in North Pole ...I'm sure if those elves can make toys for millions of kids they can manage to train Santa 9) 310 pounds...give or take 10) Nothing...he loves cookies and he gets them for free from kids everywhere 11) Because he just doesn't.