Once upon a time there was a fat guy with man boobs. He wanted to (you know) very badly, he was a 35 year old virgin. He finally found a girl that would him. He was so happy. But when they got to the room, she undressed, and she had a cameltoe. He wasn't too worried about it, he just wanted to . But when he undressed, she put her clothes back on. When he noticed he asked "Why did you put your clothes back on?" She replied with "You're all thumbs, and when you undressed, all I smelled was fish. " The End.