The Neighborhood Fat Guy

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by BadAss_BAM, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. There was once a fat ass streaker that was 400 pounds. He could fit into elephant pants and wore a 7XL shirt.
    When he ran by, people would laugh at him because his man boobs would slap him in the face like " Die fat ass!"
    Everyone would laugh at him, which as anyone else would do, only made him run faster (only 0.02 MPH). His fat rolls would make these weird noises like they were crying, which made him walk because he was sweaty and tired.
    He finally made it home to his  and  and lived happily ever streaker. 
    The End.

    More stories soon to come. Brought to you by "iRipYourClothesOff" 
     
    #1 BadAss_BAM, Dec 5, 2012
  2. 
     
    #2 HannahRAWRR, Dec 5, 2012
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    #3 BadAss_BAM, Dec 5, 2012
  4. 
     
    #4 TheAsianForAnyOccasion, Dec 5, 2012
  5. ..blob story..
     
    #5 -_iAppyTheFrenchTickler_-, Dec 6, 2012
  6. Oh god haha
     
    #6 Capeace715, Dec 6, 2012
  7.  This..... Is just...... Amazing. 
     
    #7 -Immortals-FPS_Ireland-, Dec 6, 2012
  8. I work for a publishing company. I'd like to speak with you about publishing your work.
     
    #8 zoolander7, Dec 6, 2012
  9. I smell the bullshït...
     
    #9 Jim-Fare, Dec 7, 2012
  10. Hahahaha! 
     
    #10 -GiganTOR-, Dec 7, 2012
  11.  I don't see how this is funny.
     
    #11 TOTS-Marty, Dec 7, 2012
  12.  I don't see how this is funny. Did I miss the joke?
     
    #12 TOTS-Marty, Dec 7, 2012
  13. [​IMG]
     
    #13 *Morgan_Freeman (01), Dec 7, 2012
  14. Best reply yet 
     
    #14 00_Nein, Dec 7, 2012
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