Here lies Omar. A true father, brother, badass and friend. He was the greatest person anyone could have known. You all remember how badass he was and how every time you'd see him a badass guitar solo would break out. Whenever he was sad, it would start to rain. Most awesomely, whenever he'd get laid, it would snow. Now you all may be asking "why?" or "how could I have prevented this?" and all I can tell you is you couldn't have. Omar was a real daredevil, and any challenge placed in front of him, he'd do it. He was chalked by a space nymph that he could not pleasure her in the most desirable of ways. In order to do so, however, he'd have to go to space. While in space, he contracted the most devastating of illnesses, Space Flu. It was a hard two day battle, but at 3am EST he finally lost the battle. Learn from his mistakes and live your life for him. Take precautions if you ever go to space (like wear a coat). Rest in peace, Omar. You were always our favorite badass Here is the last known picture of Omar: Such a handsome person
Update: the space nymph was recently tested and was found to be a transmitter of several SSTDs (space STDs), this could have also contributed to the death of Omar. An autopsy was not performed as Omar is too badass to have his granite sculpted body to torn up
And I'm re-dead I think I've given up the fight. Live for me, live your lives and don't hold back. #YOLO