-SBO-Majestic_War_Maiden- needs herself a mayyyyuuunnn. Preferably one with a mustache. I was going to ask her a ton of questions about what she was looking for in a mayyyyuuunnn but I'm too lazy. Instead, I made up criteria for her potential male friend. 1. He must be a real mayyyyuuunnn. Not one of those fake men you see in Disney movies. 2. A mustache is preferred, but not required. But highly preferred. She also loves the men with mutton chops, that shit is a big win in her book. 3. He must know how to make his own sammiches. 4. T-Rex MUST be his favorite animal 5. Must smell like Arctic Forest Old Spice deodorant and bathe in his own awesomeness daily. 6. Preferably from another planet. 7. Must be over the legal US smoking age (Jess is a huge smoker—Jk) 12. Must war on PIMD a lot 56101737. Remember, mutton chops. I ran out of things. Jess can add if she wants, but done listen to her. She doesn't know what she wants. Clearly I know what she wants, duh Fill out this extremely lengthy application below. PIMD Name: ________________ Picture of your animal: Mutton chops? (Choose 1) yes. No. Mustache? (choose 1): yes. Yes. Additional information about yourself: AAAAAANNNNDDDD GO!
I have a mustache You like what you see