Xmas Stories

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Hill_, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. Hello fellow forumers o_O

    Holidays are near and also all those funny moments with your family.

    Aint there a funny thing that happened to you during the holidays?


    I remember that my dad once said he was gonna lick santa off the house and he put notes everywhere that said "STAY OUT SANTA". And i went crazy all night and ripped off all the notes and cried after 0,0

    I didnt laugh at then

    But now i do 



    So... Is there anything you would like to share with the forum community?
     
  2. I once farted at the table, when all was quiet, then in my rush from the table, spilt the turkey errywhere.
    Then fell of my chair for good measures
     
  3. Lick santa off the horse? That's japanese shit right?