I have a pet wussy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Nov 25, 2012.

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  1. I hate most cats, they're extremely lazy, afraid of loud noises and won't shut up when you wan them to... But this is the story about myself... And my pet wussy.

    I recently met a stray black cat. It was extremely early, around 9:35 am. The little butt munch was laying on the hood of my car. I had nothing to throw so I got in my car and honked the horn. It didn't move. I was extremely amazed. I got out and managed to "shoo" the little  off.

    A few days later, late at night, I went outside for a smoke. The little twat was on my car again. After a few more days of seeing it, I actually didnt acrually mind him/her anymore. I bring the kitty a can of tuna every now and then. I even named it. Wussy. It's the total opposite of it's personality because I'm sure if I threw that cat in the middle of the freeway, it wouldn't be scared... Maybe. it'd probably die. Anywho, I love my pet wussy and my pet wussy loves me. 
     
  2. Oops take the misspelled word out 
     
  3. 
     
  4. :roll: Come for the title.....
    Stay for the story.
     
  5. My mind's dirtier than I thought.
     
  6. I thought it said wet pussy
     
  7. Pig Benis 
     
  8. im dissapointed i thought it's about ....... Then it's just about..... yeah im a dirty minded penguin
     
  9. why is my mind so dirty  i read the title with the first letter in pet and first letter in wussy switched
     
  10. Haters..  cats are the best  CATS 4 LYFE 
     
  11. Ryan  you sweetie. You never disappoint me!!
     
  12. Wow. Im too dirty minded. I think thats most people tho.
     
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