Welcome ladies and gentlefish, to my thread. This thread will by my personal attempt to help newbies thrive in the forums. Let's get to the basics. There are three types of forumers. 1. The Intelligent Forumer Fish As you can see, these forumers are safe with one main thing. The safety Circle, which in our case, symbolizes knowledge. This circle protects them from the modern day troll. And then there is the opposite, The Newbie Fish. They have many things that attract the trolls. • Tilted Hat • Cubed Cheese • Flashlight • Clownshoes •Hula Skirt • Screaming like a Chimpanzee These can be symbolizing many thing noobs now have •Poor Grammar •Poor Spelling •Dirty Intentions •Low Stats •Screaming for Attention And now, the most feared animal of the 7 Seas, the Seabear Troll. They feed on those poor noobs, because the intelligent fish, know how to thrive. But, a noob can make a transformation, by gaining their own safety circle of knowledge. I hope you all have learned from this life changing comparison, just keep swimming. KingCal