I love the ending of Twilight, the one whom Vampires get beheaded. BUT it didn't happened in real, they just imagined that Bella will win.
Twilights evil D: Although it's a crap film, it's also brain washing young girls I had to go through a whole bus journey where this girl was telling me she had super powers... Apparently she could see the future every now and again, and could also sometimes read minds.Her sister could read minds too. There was this boy she liked and apparently she couldn't read his mind. "Maybe it's like twiligiht?" Her exact words. /).- I think I deserve a medal. I didn't laugh once.
I had to come out of my hiatus to post. I just had to. I made a bad review on Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 for a project in fucking sixth grade with max sarcasm, and you know what? My teacher gave me A friggin' plus on that shit. It's just THAT horrible. The plot lacks any decency and any self-respecting female would gouge their eyes out than to praise Kristen Stewart. Her portrayal of Bella Swan is appalling and I refuse to acknowledge the fact she's even a decent actor by media's standards. As for the vampire, if you honestly expect society besides 13 year old teenage girls with far fetched fantasies on hybrid maniacs to go goo-goo ga-ga over a vampire who sparkles in the sun (and an actor who looks like the makeup artist threw white paint and viagra on him), then please, do us all a favor and re-think your life options, re-think everything about your life. Just. Please. As for Jacob Black, the oh-so dashing werewolf who tears his shirt off for the sake of tearing shirts off, I'd laugh if you told me he had any significance in the films than marrying his old infatuation's own daughter. I acknowledge the fact that this is a romance, but really? Really author-whose-name-I-don't-give-a-crap-about-remembering, you could've done better. Any author with some decent knowledge on how human romance and how character developments would know how simple it is. Even I know that something like this is completely unrealistic and fake, and I'm not a best selling author with bitches tugging on my pant leg begging me for more crappy books that shouldn't be worth more than 5 cents. Overall the effects are shit, the characters are shit, the plot is shit, and please, even a fourteen year old who dreams about One Direction being their husband can make up something better than this. With that said I'm going back to my hiatus. Offended twihards, please understand that I do not give a shit if I just bashed your favorite fandom and made you cry because of what I just wrote. Thanks. *rolls back into hiatus*
Omg I loved it..... But I guess Taylor Lautner was in it so of course I loved it ........ The film is more of a girls film that guys go to please their gfs or look for gfs lol it's not everyone's cup of tea but it's mine
First of all, Jacob gets with Bella's daughter because he can't get with Bella himself.. Sounds a little pedo don't you think? I rest my case
I can't believe I actually spent about Idk, $40 dollars for the books and for the movie. (/).- Lemme say, it was the worst decision of my life. I'm sticking to LJ Smith. Thought part 2 made me tear when they beheaded Carlisle which actually was a fucking imagination of Aro or whatever his name is. And the film- all along with the other sagas WAS/IS/AND FOREVER WILL BE a complete disaster. I kind of want to scream at the movie house and go crazy saying, "GIMME BACK MY MONEY!!!!". (And the bookstore too.) .-. Weirdo. Kthnkxbai.
You know a lot of people are always putting down the twilight movies and I think that is mostly because they DID NOT read the books. I was one of them on the first movie but once I stared reading I couldn't stop. Selfproclaim "Twihard"
The books and movie are terrible. Stephanie Myer clearly does not know what a thesaurus is. She used crooked smile WAY to often. All in all, it made me wanna vomit through my eye balls xx