Women 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. It's not difficult to make a woman happy...

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    A man only needs to be:

    01. A friend
    02. A companion
    03. A lover
    04. A brother
    05. A father
    06. A master
    07. A chef
    08. An electrician
    09. A carpenter
    10. A plumber
    11. A mechanic
    12. A decorator
    13. A stylist
    14. A sexologist
    15. A gynecologist
    16. A psychologist
    17. A pest exterminator
    18. A psychiatrist
    19. A healer
    20. A good listener
    21. An organizer
    22. A good father
    23. Very clean
    24. Sympathetic
    25. Athletic
    26. Warm
    27. Attentive
    28. Gallant
    29. Intelligent
    30. Funny
    31. Creative
    32. Tender
    33. Strong
    34. Understanding
    35. Tolerant
    36. Prudent
    37. Ambitious
    38. Capable
    39. Curageous
    40. Determined
    41. True
    42. Dependable
    43. Passionate
    44. Compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. Give her compliments regularly
    46. Love shopping
    47. Be honest
    48. Be very rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
    53. Giver her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangement she makes

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    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring alcohol.

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  2. awwwwww crap. forgot to resize them. shit
     
  3.  True story--- oh nvm, already done for me!
     
  4. Lmfao  I should be offended but it's too funny
     
  5. true



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  6. First pic was:

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  7. Not meant to insult our PimD beauties 
    Love you girls 
     
  8.  Love it Jopo
     
  9.  wow, personally I could care less for half the things mentioned but this is still hilarious.
     
  10. Jopo that lists ain't even complete I could add another 40 things 

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  11. First off, a guy doesn't have 2 be rich to make me happy n a relationship is give take u should give the same amount of attention and honestly some of that stuff is just plain crap 
     
  12. It's just a joke... 
     
  13. Omg here we go with the humorless people 
     
  14. No one has a good sense of humour these days jopo is a fail clown and means no harm to any one.

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  15. Fuck you Zach 
     

  16. I saw this on a certain networking site too
     
  17. ^ that's where I got it 
     
  18.  A fail clown and a taker of humorous material?! The list grows longer (sorry if you don't know me, oh well... Onward)
     
  19. Well no one is original here, so I figured I'd join the unoriginal crew. 