My crush is pretty damn ugly.... He smells i dont think he showers and when he goes for a pee pee he sits down instead of aiming in the bowl but he is somehow so damn attractive. I don't know why I am crazy about him lol maybe because every time he smiles he shows off his beautiful messed up teeth with that one front tooth missing it just makes me get these tingles in places that i normaly dont get with any other man.
OH MY GOD SHUT THE HE'LL UP YOU LITTLE SPED IMA SHOVE YOUR IPOD RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND DON'T THINK I AIN'T PLAYING. I WILL RAGE IN YOUR FACE AND THROW FRUIT CUPS AT YOU AND RIP YOUR NOSE OFF BECAUSE THAT'S JUST AN UNNECESSARY PART OF THE BODY AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SMELL ANYTHING ANYMORE. THIS IS LIKE YOUR 18475994929102 THREAD AND IT GETS ANNOYING. I DON'T GET YOUR NAME LIKE WHAT ARE YOU A GOLD DIGGER OR SOMETHING? I GUESS YOU GAVE UP WITH BEING SMART AS SOON AS THAT RICH GUY LEAD YOU ON AND THEN DATE RAPED YOU IN THE CORNER OF THAT DIRTY AND MUSKY OLD BAR 4 YEARS AGO. AND THEN YOU GOT HOOKED ON DRUGS BUT REALLY THEY WERE VITAMINS BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL DRUGS BECAUSE MAJORITY RULES BRO. AND I BET THE GUY WITH WHITE SUNGLASSES AND THAT FUNKY 1950'S GANGSTER HAT MADE YOU PAY BIG BUCKS FOR A LITTLE FRUIT VITAMIN. WHOEVER JUST REALIZED THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR IS AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S FROM DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH 1987. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BECAUSE NOW NOBODY WANTS TO GO ON FORUMS ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK AT YOU , DIGGER. WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THAT NAME IT'S FREAKING STUPID AND IDGAF WHAT HAPPENS NOW BECAUSE WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS? YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A TIN TON MAN THAT'S FAPPING, LOOKING AT HIS 2002 COMPUTER TALKING TO LITTLE GIRLS WHILE WATCHING ICARLY YOU SPED. Feels good to get that off my chest.
My crush is big, can fly, has large sharp teeth and claws, has a tail and wings and skin problems almost like she has scales