Dealing with Trolls

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Pinkie_Pie2, Nov 9, 2012.

  1.  Seriously, why is this thread needed
     
  2. The best way to deal with a troll is with bacon.

    Three strips of bacon fresh off the pan. Preferably applewood. Don't be a cheapskate. Trolls have a finely honed sense of taste.

    Take the three strips and thread them together with nylon. Hang the bacon from a high perch. If you have a fireplace mantel in your home, use that.

    Leave the bacon overnight. When you awake in the morning, the troll will be gone and instead of bacon you will have a pirate eyepatch. One size fits all.

    Like a boss.
     
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  4. Trolls has no lives!!
     
  5. Nope. We have no soul.
     
  6. They see me trolln', they hatin'...

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  7. Lol thanks for puttiing asong in my head ps great useful advice ps it's simple trolls want attention