Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by FootIongSandwich, Nov 8, 2012.

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  1. I love Chuck Norris jokes so please post yours and make me laugh il start with one

    There use to be a street named after chuck norris but it was changed because nobody crosses chuck norris and lives
     
    #1 FootIongSandwich, Nov 8, 2012
  2. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
     
    #2 gifs, Nov 8, 2012
  3. Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
     
    #3 PassionRENAMED, Nov 8, 2012
  4. Chuck Norris can speak Braille
     
    #4 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Nov 8, 2012
  5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity ...twice
     
    #5 homercules, Nov 8, 2012
  6. Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
     
    #6 PassionRENAMED, Nov 8, 2012
  7. Yeah? Well, I can speak fluent Chinese in Russian 
     
    #7 ltachi, Nov 8, 2012
  8. Damn you Passion! Great minds think alike-ish 
     
    #8 ltachi, Nov 8, 2012
  9. Jopo 
     
    #9 PassionRENAMED, Nov 8, 2012
  10. Fuck you
     
    #10 *hsdrky (01), Nov 8, 2012
  11. what's wrong with this guy
     
    #11 FootIongSandwich, Nov 8, 2012
  12. Moronitis, he can't control it
     
    #12 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Nov 8, 2012
  13. 
     
    #13 FootIongSandwich, Nov 8, 2012
  14. 
     
    #14 ltachi, Nov 8, 2012
  15. It wasn't that funny  it's a disease
     
    #15 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Nov 8, 2012
  16. poor guy
     
    #16 FootIongSandwich, Nov 8, 2012
  17.  Who cares about Chuck Norris?
     
    #17 TheAsianForAnyOccasion, Nov 8, 2012
  18. Dude, Chuck Norris can kill to stones with one bird D:
     
    #18 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Nov 8, 2012
  19. Damn I was about to post a jean Claude van dame joke 
     
    #19 Monazita, Nov 8, 2012
  20. I do nick 
     
    #20 FootIongSandwich, Nov 8, 2012
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