What Really Happened:The CIA The Beggining: I have finally found time to put down what my mentor has found out. But I fear that they are close, so I must hurry. I have not found all of his writings yet so I do not know exactly when the CIA were founded, but from what I have gathered so far they first appeared in the revolutionary war. "CIA" stood for "Cookies In America". Their job. To use cookies to America's advantage. The project was a huge success. At first the just used cookies as bribes, but then a mixture was found that causes major obbesity but are irresistable. To this day that mixture is still used, but that is for later. Anyway, the CIA used the cookies to male the Brits sluggish so they couldn't fight back. They also invented a mixture that gives soilders Adrenaline. This recipe was lost over the years, but it helped win the war. The cold war: People do not know America actually attacked Russia during the cold war. Their attacks were called Cookie drops. They would drop cookies in Russia as both Propoganda, and sabotoge. Sometimes bombs would be inside, sometimes fat, sometimes a Russian immigrant mail-order bride. Who drugged the Russian soilders who took her in and cut off the soilder's manhood in their sleep then left it in her place each night. Every soilder then surrendured after they relized that it wasn't some random attack, once they relised she was going in alphabetical order the Russian leader immediatly surrendured as he relized he was next. The Girl Scouts: The CIA relised that there were teerrorists among the population so they decided to do something that would sacrifice the citizens, but take the terrorists out too, they named tjis program Girl Scouts Of America. They trained the girls in the deadly art of Cutequando, suduce-jitsu, woopyoarse and much more. They learned how to hustle and spread the mixture that had been developed in the revolutionary war all over the country. The- they're here! I've been found, remember what I told you, when I can I will tel as much more truth as I can. Until then, goodbye.
Yes, please. I'll take... Hmm... About 10 boxes of Samoans (GAH I just love those!!) and a couple of those peanut butter ones. THANKS SO MUCH
I'll take 30 boxes of thin mints please. Oh and 10 each of the lemon and peanut butter. Lol. Also renegade look what happened to your character in my story.