Things People Never Say

Interestingly enough, I do like heavy metal gospel.

 

Keanu Says:

"What if Obama works for the Government?"

 

"It's not me, it's you"

 

Man I wish I could weight half a ton

Ahh i cant wait to get mugged

I wanna get married just so i can get divorced

Omg your so cute looking like a baboons a**

 

"Hey, i love your socks, sleep with me"

'no'

 

Things people never say:

I just killed someone yesterday

 

"I don't spend enough of my time on pimd"

 

thing people don't say

"I love being farmed"

 

"Dont you just love it when you hir someones tutor and get farmed?"


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Things people never say:

"I like your hair"
"Thanks, I grew it myself."

 

Eat the yellow snow!

 

I love being farmed just to start a farm war 

 

I said that in KaW. 

 

Then what happened?

 

I got my wish. Duh.

 

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"Beans you're a horrible person". 

 

Beansie you're a horrible person.

 

I knew you would say that 