Things people never say: "One Direction's fans are all really nice!" "Drake is better than Eminem!" "Let's not go to McDonald's, I'm on a diet" "I will give you a Zombie Arm for free!"
Things people would never say: 1. Don't you just love traffic! 2. Twilight is way better than the hunger games 3. I love when I run out of toilet paper!! 4. I can't wait to go to jail! 5. You haven't showered in 3 months? That's so cool!! 6. Who's justin bieber? 7. I'm so happy unicorns don't exist!! 8. I really want to go to the DMV
Things people never say to a bestfriend: I HATE YOU SOO MUCH YOU FREAKIN BASTARD GET THA HELL OUGHTA MY LIFE!!!
And I do say that quite often. Unless I fail the stealth missions then I swear I'm never playing again.
People never say "Well, I guess having your turkey sandwich stolen by a giant dwarf is usual around here..."
Things people never say (or do say as a result of a serious mental disorder): I just ate a unicorn The 'skins may actually be good this year Obama was a good president Sugarland makes good music Redcougar507 will never be best man at Nick and Emily's wedding Eli is better than Peyton
I can't wait to stand in line. A dead body? Awesome Four more years Obama! I have to go to work today yay!!! What do you mean I can get aids from sleeping with monkeys?