PIMD reality mode PT. 4

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vice, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. Part 4.

    Looks like you've made a name for yourself. You're in the list of top 50 best students. Somewhere between 40 and 45.

    You're tired of the way you look. You've got some extra credits and figure "Why not?"

    You go to the nurse and request sa change of looks. You wanna be a rockstar!

    Hours later you wake up and the nurse presents you a mirror. You... Look spectacular.

    The nurse then says "That'll be 30 extra credits."

    What?! Seriously? 30. Thirty extra credits. Oh well.

    So you give the extra credits to the nurse and you're on your way out.

    You then go to you're supplier and request 765 extra credits. You purchase them for only $75. (USD)

    Now this time you're bored out of your mind and penniless.

    You need money. You go to see the newspaper to see who's wanted.

    Hmm... Felix "The cat" is who's wanted this time. First person to beat him the most gets the most money.

    Cruel. But you need the money.

    So you track him down for the next couple days til you finally find him. And what a beating you give him.

    That's 45 million right in your pocket!

    He then runs away.

    A couple hours later somebody muscle-y walks your way. They look stronger than you. They stop right in front of you and in a scary voice say "Why are you hitting my tutor?"

    Really?

    Your reply is "He was in my wanted list. Just let fight back."

    But then you see M4G. And boy does he look angry. A muscleman like him should never look angry.

    He straight up tells you "Why are you hitting the innocent? Wannabe bully? You want a taste of being bullied?"

    As look at his steroid crazy muscles you manage to squeak out a "no" 

    They both then walk away but then M4G turns around and walks up to you once more.

    Uh-oh.

    "If you want to hit people then come join my club. We are in a war. We are destroying The Athletic Department!" he says.

    You haven't seen this war in the war section. You check it in the newspaper you're holding but can't find it. It's a war for territory! You think. Or an underground war. But isn't that illegal?

    Wait. The Athletic Department? Noooo...! What about sports? Why?!

    Isn't that kinda bullying? You are more confused than you ever were. But since it's M4G, you have no choice but to agree.

    You join his club and start beating people here and there.

    This goes on for days. Everyone is hurt. Even you.
     
  2. Awesome. These things are so funny.
     
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  4. Your supplier* .-. I fail. Dammit.
     
  5. ...
    You're using real events in which you don't know about. I don't think to you should do that...
     
  6. It's a pity nurse doesn't sell sense of humor...
     
  7. the first couple of these were really funny.
     
  8. brilliant as always
     
  9. I like the m4g part..don't farm me m4ggers
     
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  12.  this won't end well...
     
  13. In a war against the Athletic Department LOL
     
  14. Awesome!! :D
     
  15. I cracked up on the Mag part! 

    I'm sure Mag will laugh. He wont take this personally.

    I'd crack up if I were him 
     
  16. Seriously lmao love it very much!
     
  17. Bump. Too awesome to be left ignored