What would You do?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, Oct 30, 2012.

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  1. I have a better idea. Scream: "Ru ro raggey!" (Scooby do)
     
    #41 _Tron, Oct 30, 2012
  2. The first thing I'd do if it charged at me is punch its nose and run to a room where I always have a metal bat
     
    #42 *Lostwolf (01), Oct 30, 2012
  3. Too bad its clearly human in there (hands), would be pretty cool to say I killed it
     
    #43 *Lostwolf (01), Oct 30, 2012
  4. >.< I would throw something at it's face,
    then I would run 
     
    #44 Grumpy_Little_Bear, Oct 30, 2012
  5. Buuuuuuuuuump
     
    #45 ltachi, Oct 30, 2012
  6. I would hit it with my guitar too easy
     
    #46 -Knight, Oct 30, 2012
  7. Unfortunately, mother nature provided me with brilliantly crappy instincts.

    My nerves' three choices are to run like hell, no matter what's in the way, freeze in horror and be paralyzed for the next minute and a half or so, or have a massive arm flail and flip.

    Yeah, it gets really awkward when someone runs into me. One of the above always happens. Always.
     
    #47 *Venefirous (01), Oct 30, 2012
  8. I'm just glad I don't have stairs 
     
    #48 Monazita, Oct 30, 2012
  9. I don't have any stairs so I don't think that thing will show up
     
    #49 VIXVIIMMXVIII, Oct 30, 2012
  10.  you guys have no imagination....
     
    #50 ltachi, Oct 30, 2012
  11. Ignore and walk past it to the kitchen to get a cookie... I see things like those all the time, it's called my brother 
     
    #51 -DancingQueen-, Oct 31, 2012
  12. Nah I'd probably freeze in fright, run back to my room and jump out my window then call the cops or call animal control.
     
    #52 -DancingQueen-, Oct 31, 2012
  13. 1. Scream in horror.
    2. Run.
    3. Grab a knife.
    4. Lock the freaking thing inside.
    5. Call SWAT, animal control, 911, the local newspaper and the president.
    6. Inform them in a calm tone that a rabid hybrid monster is inside my house.
    7. Then freeze in horror.
    8. Start crying like a baby.
     
    #53 -CYP-VII_SagaciousBirdy_III, Oct 31, 2012
  14. I'd play the song thriller to see if it will dance to it. If it does

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    but while it was distracted kill it.

    I'm bored
     
    #54 VT-iJessMajesticWarBratMonster, Oct 31, 2012
  15. Nothing. It would eat me. 
     
    #55 *Poohluvhoney (01), Oct 31, 2012
  16. I would push my wife in front of me and run
     
    #56 FootIongSandwich, Oct 31, 2012
  17. I think she'd push you first
     
    #57 VT-iJessMajesticWarBratMonster, Oct 31, 2012
  18. Best response goes to Foot 
     
    #58 ltachi, Oct 31, 2012
  19. My dog would kick that thing's ass, so I would pull up a lawn chair, make some popcorn and watch a quality beat-down.
     
    #59 *llllllllllllLoyalistllllllllll (01), Oct 31, 2012
  20. I would pee myself than snap out with my bat
     
    #60 *sdot856 (01), Oct 31, 2012
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