ladies I'd like to thank the Academy, His Holiness Maury Povich (I AM the father), and most of all to the Freaky Four without whom none of this deliciously wicked Happening would be possible.
Hello... This is the Maintenance Man. I've heard you've got some High Maintenance ladies that could use some special attention... Well I'm here with a blank check, big smile, and a credit card in the shape of a dollar sign. Bottle service, drop volleys, ring spams and some VIP ass smackin' ( respect) are in your future. Step into my stretch Jaguar and let's discuss forever.
I have realised our appointed sugar daddy is only favouring 1 freaky fourso we need a new one ASAP