To day after school my dear awesome father took me to the mall. We went to Hot Topic and he asked the cute guy working the register if there were any open jobs. The guy said "yes sir but not to be mean but you don't fit in here, because you're older." My dad said "oh it's not for me, it's for my boy-o here" He then add "He'll do anything to work here, ANYTGING!" I rushed my dad out because when he said "anything" that way it felt awkward. Any awkward moments with you and your parents?
I hate shopping with my grandma... Like, she always seems to tell my whole life story. Once we were shopping for a dress for my ban recital, and she asks the lady where the dresses are, but then she goes into "It's her very first band recital, and she plays the flute. It's so amazing, because she's Alway top of her class an she makes straight A's and I mean, even in Pre-K she was reading chapter books..." -.- And then, just tonight, she called around to stores to see if they had a certain kind of candy to go on top of the cupcakes I have to bake for tomorrow, so on the phone she's like "I'm calling around for my granddaughter... She's looking for candy for her bake sale at 8:00 tomorrow! She always procrastinates on everything. And then we have to go shop for an outfit for her carnival.. I think she should get something to match her eyes. They're blue, but the blue is contacts. I think colored contacts are bad for women, because her natural eyes are just so pretty..." Smh.
e.e When my mom brags about me. I know I'm legit, let my Godamn grades show for it. No one needs to know I was in a damn science fair.
Well get your own first dog and you will see how you become bragging about him being the best dog in the world. Then get a job, partner, house to live in and make a child. Lets see if you won't brag then... Wait. Did l just compared you to a dog?! NAAAH
Awkwardest moment that happened recently: I was in a bar with my dad and I went to the restroom to fix my hair and came back to see my dad red faced asking the bar woman out who was about 20 years younger... >.>
Wait.... You were in a bar? with your dad ? that's where the awkward starts .... Or maybe the fact that u were ok going to a BAR with your DAD awkward
My mom always tries to brag about me, like my freakish height and stuff to literally anyone who will listen. Just yesterday I was trying out gowns for a formal event I was invited to and the worker there asked how old I was. My mom, seeing this as an opportunity, replied and broke into an entire speech about 'my little darling boo-boo baby'. I was so red in the face that I hid in the dressing room until they finished. Oh, parents.
@ Jacky Yes. ,_, Ever gone out for a meal with parents? Most people do at some point.My parents are split up so it was just my dad. .-.
A meal is one thing but a bar is a completely, COMPLETELY different affair assuming you are an adult... Which u r right bc only a child wouldn't see a difference...