Ahliedel's Spouse Auctions Revisited

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. Alice  way too much
     
  2. I give Yöu Penguin's butt!!!! 
    I so win 
     
  3. I'll give you her  pootay  it is big 
     
  4. i helping bidding for major's Big but. She wanna bid her self 24/7 body service for zach, all day n night, she is willing to be zach's slave and prisoner on bed. she just shy to say this all, thus im helping her.
     
  5. Oooh, tough competition here, ladies.. It's a hard one to call..  Mej's offer is outstanding! Alice's offer so generous!! Josie's pootay, well, that's gonna be hard to beat..
     
  6. 10b and ill throw in some complimentary treats 
     
  7.  Treats?!  *ahem*  Alice in the lead with that incredible offer of 10b and treats... Do I war a counter offer, ladies? 
     
  8. Heres what il give

    Twelve drummers drumming,
    Eleven pipers piping,
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree!
     
  9. bidding!!!!! Still for pootay cus she is shy to bid by herself. Im bidding for pootay's used panties well..
     
  10. This is fucking ridiculous.
     
  11.  Paradox, lol!! 

    DIL, I didn't see your bid young lady 

    Sis, you're right.. That is one fabulous pootay 

    Oh and look!  it's Tiger! Wouldn't be the first time this evening I've seen your negativity in forums 
     
  12. •A unicorn
    •A dragon
    •A castle
    •An entire army of knights
    •100 servants
    •A personal assassin
    •10 excellent war commanders
    •$11 centatillion (300 zeroes. Didn't feel like typing it all out)
    •An killing/training center
    •A gold mine
     
  13. Negativity? 
     
  14. If someone curses then you can throw them out of your thread  I spotted a curse....
     
  15. Please throw me out so I don't have the urge to make fun of everything you say.
     
  16. That actually wasn't a curse thrown at a person. And Tiger is (by the ToU) allowed to stay on this thread. Not that I like it.
     
  17. I don't wanna ruin the fun of pimd online dating so please go ahead and continue.
     
  18. let's not be negative. There is too much of that in this world already

    Now for my bid: I'll let him continue to milk my alt if I win. On top of that I'll offer the house and car of his dreams. He can quit his job and he won't have to work again. I like a kept man. 