Ladies and Gentleman, it has been brought to my attention that there are still a number of poor, lonely souls wandering aimlessly around the halls of pimd, looking for that special someone to wander with.. As such, I've decided it was time to bring back the spouse auctions You guys know how this goes... Anyone can be auctioned, but let's stick to one at a time! Bids can be anything - use your imagination kids!! the more creative, the better chance you'll have of winning!! Let the Spouse Auctions begin
The first potential spouse up for bidding today, ladies and gents, is -WAR_KING- a fine specimen of Aussie man-meat, young Zachary is looking for a queen to stand by him during brutal battles, and lovingly wash the blood out of his war-torn shirts! Can I get an opening bid?
Zach, I'm not sure it's proper to bid on yourself Kinda defeats the purpose an excellent bid from Mej though!! Hoes FTW everyone needs a good hoe
I bid the , , And here in Hawaii. We can eat kalua , fried and raw and enjoy a tropical as we watch the or we can the night away.
• 10 Veggie gardens • Mansion on the beach • 20 beautiful hoes • 50 fruit orchards • An entire sea full of fish and dead ships • a treasure chest full of gold • the moon • 3 horses • A country