Hi, Slenderman here! Today, I'm writing about my country, the country I rule. It's called Slendermania. Here, everyone is maniac. Pyromaniacs, megalomaniacs, and also simple maniacs. My people are so crazy that I need a lot of fire power to keep them calm. For this, I have an army. Yes, I'm a dictator. I rule my country with terror, chaos and misery. But how I rule my place is not what I desire to talk about. No, my subject is even better. It's my army. My army is the strongest. My soldiers aren't men. Not even humans. They are... Ostriches. Yes, you read correctly. I have an army of ostriches. Big Badoomary Ostriches. They are running in town with their guns, killing everyone non-conformist maniacs talking against my words and acts. I'm a good leader for these tall birds. When I have a war to win in the arctic, I send my snow ostriches there. These ostriches were raised in my fridge. They were entitled to become my feast but I decided to keep some for my army when I realized their meet was disgusting. They are awesome. They run fast and shoot on every opponent they see or smell. They have big, sharp teeth and they eat human flesh. They love the taste because they say it's like ham and that it makes good sandwiches. THE BIRD IS THE WORD! BI-BI-BI-BIRD IS THE WORD!!! So yeah, with no longer delay, I'm gonna show you my best species. General Mixed-Up-Ostrich Yes I know, that looks like a turkey but that's just a dwarfish ostrich. Now, that's Caporal McOstrich He's a real badass. Last but not least, the Alpha Commando Squad, led by Major Murphy. His parents were not ostriches. Thanks for reading and beware my fearless army. -Slender's Out P.S. Thanks to Ski for giving me the idea to write this thread.
Hi everyone, General Slenderman here. I'll continue on the same path than I began yesterday. I'll introduce you, slowly, to my country, Slendermania. Today, I'll talk about the religion; Slendic religion. In the Slendic Religion, the worshippers believe in me, The Great Slenderman and they believe in the princess Halimah. Everyone Slendermaniac who doesn't actively practice Slendicism, we make them pay their offense. We transform them into child and send them in a dark forest when they have to fight against me. They never succeed. They have to collect some drawings made by Halimah when she was still a baby. I never let people collect them. I kill these people by eating their soul. Here are the Slendoly rules: 1- You will never kidnap your neighbor's kids 2- You will never lie to another Slendermaniac and/or Slenderist 3- You will never start a riot against the mighty ruler 4- You will always believe 5- You will never get mad at kids 6- You will always respect the women 7- You will always respect the Mighty Leaders 8- You will always be honest 9- You will give candies to your kids everyday 10- You will always be honest That's the Slendoly rules. I know, this sounds like the best religion ever. Welcome to Slendermania, my friends. -Slender's Out