KITTEH'S DATING SERVICE

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE ON HERE ARE LOOKING FOR LOVE, SO I CREATED THE 'KITTEH DATING SERVICE!'

    ALL THOSE WHO SIGN UP ARE LOCKED INTO A DIMLY LIT ROOM AND ARE FED FOID PELLETS FOR THREE WEEKS. WITH ANY LUCK, THOSE DON'T DIE WILL FALL IN LOVE.

    IF THEY SURVIVE AND DON'T FALLING IN LOVE, WELLLLL...

    They get shot.

    IT'S FOOL-PROOF!
     
    #1 kittehwars, Oct 12, 2012
  2. FOOD*
     
    #2 kittehwars, Oct 12, 2012
  3. Your screaming and foolproof plan convinced me sign me up!
     
    #3 caspertheghost, Oct 12, 2012
  4. me, too! Screw Phil
     
    #4 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Oct 12, 2012
  5. It's so brilliant  sign me up
     
    #5 HannahRAWRR, Oct 12, 2012
  6. I'LL PREPARE THE ROOM.

    Just gotta... Gotta move these bodies...
     
    #6 kittehwars, Oct 12, 2012
  7. No worries, take your time 
     
    #7 HannahRAWRR, Oct 12, 2012
  8. Looks like they ate this one...

    HOLY CRAP

    THIS GUY HAD TIC-TACS.

    GODDAMN CHEATER!
     
    #8 kittehwars, Oct 12, 2012
  9. Leave the bodies. Food...
     
    #9 caspertheghost, Oct 12, 2012
  10. So I can't bring my gummy bears 
     
    #10 HannahRAWRR, Oct 12, 2012
  11. no maple syrup?
     
    #11 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Oct 12, 2012
  12. Screw Phil? 
     
    #12 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Oct 12, 2012
  13. Can l get some of those jummy pellets without signing in?
     
    #13 luckyluke, Oct 12, 2012
  14. NO BRINGING FOOD. AND YOU HAVE TO SIGN UP FOR THE PELLETS.
     
    #14 kittehwars, Oct 12, 2012
  15. This sounds perfect!
     
    #15 Triangular, Oct 12, 2012
  16. Locked in room? Fed pellets? SIGN ME UP!!! 
     
    #16 Luckystarfan, Oct 12, 2012
  17. 
     
    #17 *---Jessica__ (01), Oct 12, 2012
  18. So if we've already found love can I just take a handful of pellets and go? Or...... 
     
    #18 naanders, Oct 12, 2012
  19. Im in ...
     
    #19 *that_guy12 (01), Oct 12, 2012
  20. WAIT.  There is a disturbance in the force >_>
    I sense a re-post :0
    Why op? Why?! >:0
     
    #20 *zow53 (01), Oct 12, 2012
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