Bacon... Evil incarnate.... Spawn of pure evil and the fattest most beautiful to swine to ever roam this vast earth. With the fullness of its fatty figure yet the crunch of its gentle muscular form within, you melt at the sound of its cracking cries and its juicy scent tortures your taste buds. All you can do is pray to God that real bacon is calling your name and not its twisted, psychpathic, poor excuse of a copy cat.. damn Turkey bacon. With the mighty powerful bacon roaming this world when may think it is impossible to withstand the powers it yields... but yet.. only 1 can overcome its evil. VEGETARIANS Conflict consumes the life of a vegetarian for 1 does not know if they are blessed, for he does not succumb to the powers of bacon or if he is cursed because the poor soul will never know the true satisfaction that seductive bacon can give. BACON!!!! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?!!! AND WHY DO YOU HATE DIETS!!! woe is me...
I heard bacon somewhere ...dog find the bacon find it go dog find the bacon for daddy its a way of bacon
Who can't eat Bacon? I can but I'm not supposed to.. my secret lover while I cheat on my diet. Don't tell my diet... she doesn't need to know
Fresh sanfrancisco sourdough with medium Cheddar and Gouda pan fried with medium cooked Bacon and tomato mmmmm
I know. Why must it taste so good. Chopped up Bacon mixed in with cream cheese a slash of milk, some green onions then rolled into canned croissants... mmmm holiday breakfast right there
All the world problems can be solved with bacon...and chocolate covered bacon is awesome, just had it for the first time