This is to all people in different countries.. yes, I have a pet moose Yes, I know Santa. He lives two igloos away from me. NO! I don't have an unlimited supply of maple syrup, no one can afford that in this economy Yes, the best girls are found here Yes, we all eat bacon No, we don't have summer. Who told you that? All-year winter...duh! Yes, we do have penguins in our backyard. Yes, we have McDonalds. Yes, Tim Hortons exists No, we do not have white castle Yes, our currency is based on monopoly And finally, yes..WE ARE ALL COOL