Boyfriend Auditions For Dumb Girls

Did I mention I collect rare spoons? 

 

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Oh mah gosh  marry me

after you change to a girl

 

Could wearing mascara and eye liner trick you into thinking I was one?

 

Nope 

 

You'd need a wig too 

 

Well then. It seems this is where we go our separate ways. You shall never taste Capt Crunch again.

 

It's okay  I have Disaster 

That date will be great

 

You're mine Jessi. Never forget that. 

 

 Yes yes, but Disaster is mine

 

It seems I shall remain the single Pokèmon trainer that I am, for the meanwhile.

 

 Oh Hannah 

 

Don't judge me 

 

 so this audition is saying my lovely sister is a dumb girl 

 

SnowWhite


I totally want you

 

I'm not dumb, I can count all the way to 10 

 

I can also sing Pat Benetar well. Just saying.

 

Im auditioning

 

What's 11? 