Three nuns are about to finally enter the convent. But before they could enter, they had to do something. "Go out, commit a sin, and return," said the head nun. So the three nuns left. One hour later they came back. The first came up, teary eyed, "I-I stole flowers from the garden," she sobbed. The head nun merely said, "Repent. Then go drink the holy water and you may enter." So she drank the holy water and entered. The second nun came, also in tears, "I-I s-stole candy f-from a b-baby!" she wailed. The head nun also nodded, and instructed the second nun to drink from the holy water, which she did By the time the head nun turned to the third nun, she was shocked to find her laughing so hard. She was rolling on the floor, laughing her *** off. "What's your sin?" the head nun demanded. The nun, still laughing, was able to weaze out in between laughs... "I peed in the holy water." Eh.