Ups and Downs - Glenn's PIMD Life Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Glenn-, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. PART I

    I actually wrote two PIMD stories of myself about ten months ago  But my bro Vito-Corleone wanted to read it and instead of bumping my PIMD story 1 and 2 from the old, old pages of the forums, I have decided to make another one.

    This is for all my mentors at Angel Reigns who helped me, my forum buddies new and old, and my bros at Amator Camenae. 

    It was June 2011.

    I was bored.

    I saw PIMD.

    I thought, "that's an interesting icon." I went all pervy.

    I downloaded the game.

    The game asked me for an avatar and a name. I selected the Party Guy, an avatar which turned out to be mine for 15-16 months, and then they asked for my screen name.

    PIMD was the first ATA game I played but I have played other iPhone games before. Ass is censored in the forums for some reason so I'll switch ass with 'butt'. So yeah, in other games my screen name was Butt Gunner, Butt Striker. Something to do with Butt. This time, I went with TheGreatButt. A stupid name but still 

    I was very much of a noob. I did not know what to do and stuff. So I just did nothing. Then I got a wall post inviting me to join The G6 Family, so that's what I did. I got accepted but left the game for awhile, forgetting about it. When I accessed the game and my account again a few days later, I had been kicked out of The G6 Family.

    Annoyed, I simply wandered alone around the game, doing jobs, battling. Then I stumbled along a club named HOT WILD SEX. I was dumbfounded by the name of the club, but I applied anyway. The members of the club sexted regularly. Yes, it was a sexting club  I never sexted (Glenn's word of honor ) but I did attempt to  Hey, I was curious. That's how I got my first silence from an unknown mod - for cyber soliciting.

    The silence taught me not to try anything funny. I remained in HOT WILD SEX for awhile and they taught me the basics of the game. After awhile, HOT WILD SEX disbanded and reformed as another club. I declined to join that club and was instead alone again.

    Then I chanced upon A.M.P. I got volleyed and got to 5kcs. The owner of A.M.P, Thatguy86, was my very first PIMD mentor. He helped and guided me very well. But I felt like I didn't fit in with the big strong guys at A.M.P and soon I left the club.

    I created my very own club, Butt Kingdom, for 4 million. I recruited many noobs but there was some big players like JellyO, BabyELF and SweetCandyFloss who helped me grow the club. It was a very good experience but the club soon crashed as I struggled to hold the club together. SweetCandyFloss started to farm me over a misunderstanding. Tired of the game, I disbanded Butt Kingdom and resetted.

    I chose the same avatar Party Guy, and this time I took the persona of TheBadBoy.

    I got volleyed up to 5kcs again easily by asking for hires in campus. BabyELF made peace with me and Candy Floss. All was well, but I was alone again. I joined a couple of noob clubs and was an admin of some, but my stay never lasted long. 

    This was when I came across Nikitacorr, who invited me to join her club Angel Reigns. I took up the invitation and it was at Angel Reigns where I thrived. I met people like club owner -Ultima- and admins Nikitacorr, Angelic Kate and Avene. Ultima, or Kai as we called him, conducted volleys with me and the club and my money quickly pulled up from 1M to 200M. A poor man turned rich overnight, I taught. 
     
  2. Part II will come soon 
     
  3.  mentioned

    oh well.. a misunderstanding is a misunderstanding

    the club you created was one of the best clubs i ever been to, i must admit. if only you recreate .. 

    TheGreatButt? are you sure? :|
     
  4. Ass is censored bro 
     
  5. yep 

    didn't you made one like this a while back? :p
     
  6.  I don't think I read well
     
  7. Look at the top Flossy 
     
  8. Cool story bro cant wait till part ll 
     
  9. PART II

    I was soon trying out the forums. I originally joined in to see what was up but I got too addicted to this side of PIMD. It was September 2011 and I was a 'forum newb', but I was never rude and always polite, and this earned me many close forumer friends like CheekyChloe or Goldialocks as she is now known, Spyder, PWND and many more. Take note, rude noobs who come in guns blazing to the forums 

    I wouldn't count myself as a proper forumer. Never did. But I regularly posted on threads, and was well-known. Alright, getting off my high horse, I may have been a forum regular but I was completely shit at making threads. Shit I tell you.

    Skydreamer and Cookiepants joined the club and their vast experience of the game awarded them admin status in Angel Reigns. I also became admin due to my loyalty and I prided myself on being a force in wars, and also a very good helper to the members of the club. My love affair with the forums never ended but with Angel Reigns it eventually did. After a minor dispute, I left the club in around late October 2011-early November 2011.

    I went on a huge visiting spree. I never thought I would find a club like Angel Reigns again, where I really really fit in. On a certain social networking site, I posted on the official PIMD page I was looking for a club. Someone, with a name I didn't remember, told me to look up Amator Camenae. I never got a chance to find out her PIMD screen name, but I took note of her advice anyway.

    Another day on the forums brought stupid threads as usual, but I found a thread about Amator Camenae, the club I heard about. It was started by Anastasia_McDreamy, one of the admins at the club, someone I've seen around before.

    In the thread was a rather vivid description of what Amator Camenae was like. I decided to pay them a visit.

    So one fine day in November of 2011, I applied to join Amator Camenae.
     
  10. Omg!! your really are ancient glenn  Amator camenae
     
  11. AMATOR CAMENAE LOVE YAH LOTS GLENNY TOO FUNNY! This thread is
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
     
  12. Part III

    Amator Camenae is the best club I've ever been to. No exaggeration. It's just the truth. Anyone ranging from a 5 year old to a 69 year old will fit in this raging bad ass club.

    The first person that talked to me was Keitaro-Dawg. She welcomed me warmly to the club and I immediately felt at home. The next people I talked to was Anastasia_McDreamy and Krisler. I found out everyone in the club had weird nicknames for each other! 

    Anastasia was Nana, Krisler was Doc and Keitaro was Kei. Or Meow. It was hilarious. I soon grew to love the club and decided to make my visit permanent and made many more bros like Lexy, Brett/Blockey, Bobilly/Pedolebear, and Deon. I mostly mixed with the admins as they were the one who talked the most. 

    I changed my name to -AC-BadBoyGlenn- in January to show my loyalty to the club. 

    I went inactive in February and checked back irregularly. I wasn't there for my club when they went into a farm war and for that I feel regretful. When I returned to the game, there was a whole new generation of members. Being a friendly guy and all, I made them my new bros of course 

    Only last month did I return to the forums. It has also underwent a dramatic change. Old forumers like Spyder, PWND had been replaced. It's hard fitting into a new environment but that's what I've been doing the past month, forum-wise.

    Now you know my story. Although a bland one, it was great for me.

    My future PIMD dreams would be to get better stats  I also loved being an owner and have not forgotten the feeling of it even though the first and only club I was owner of got disbanded more than a year ago. I might look to create a club in the distant future but for now I am committed to Amator Camenae, my family and home.

    Peace is overrated, so...

    Chaos 
     
  13. Forgot to mention, I changed my name to -AC-Glenn_McDreamy- just a week ago to fit my grandmother Anastasia_McDreamy  best granny ever bitches!
     
  14. *jumps on your back*

    Hell yes. You've my bitch since 2011 hur durrrr. 8)
     
  15. Amator Camenae best club ever!!
     
  16. *kills you*

    *revives you*

    *kills you again*
     
  17. Great story 
     
  18. Thank you guys!
     
  19. TheGreatButt
    I bet a lot of women wanted to ride it?
     
  20. It was actually TheGreatAss but I replaced ass cause it was censored 

    Yeah many 