Late Night Comedy #2

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -R4V4G3-, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. Welcome to Late Night Comedy!

    For tonight I will be doing a joke thread.

    There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

    -Jokes

    Q: Why don't dragons feast on weekends?
    A: They feast on weak knights

    Q: What do you call ten blondes standing next to each other?
    A: A wind tunnel

    Q: Why did the witch take angermanagement classes?
    A: She kept flying off the handle

    Feel free to post other jokes you like 
     
    #1 -R4V4G3-, Oct 4, 2012
  2. 
     
    #2 -Glenn-, Oct 4, 2012
  3. I don't know if you'd count this hate or not, to me, they weren't really that funny :/ sorry
     
    #3 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Oct 4, 2012
  4. Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
    A: Damn
     
    #4 HannahRAWRR, Oct 4, 2012
  5. No
     
    #5 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Oct 4, 2012
  6. I know some good ones, but I'd probably get banned for saying them on here 
     
    #6 HannahRAWRR, Oct 4, 2012
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