Hello, so I'm doing this rant for my drama class. It's just supposed to be this long or short rant about.. Anything? Supposedly rants are funny?? So, it's our class assignment that we're supposed to perform. So here goes. You know what I hate? Is when you know a guy is into you.. And not just any guy, not a guy that you would friendzone, but a cute, fine.. Sensitive.. Sweet.. Sexy guy. Mmm Mmm that is one hot .. Oo and you're looking at him. He is so hot you could bake cookies on him. That cookie is burnt Anyways, you know this guy is into you, it's not a hunch it's real. You and him have been textin, hanging out, in a short amount of time you are close. And yes, he has said he likes you. So there you are, you, him, and some friends. You and him are sitting on the couch together, you're all cuddled up, whispering cute things and teasing. This seem alright, Now he's asking you to his.. I don't know, football game? His basketball game? And you're just so happy, this are alright. Now you know you want to go to his games, but you just can't, you're busy and you can't help it. So you tell him, he's just like "Alright, next time you have to come." So it's the day before you see him and you're ready to go (of course this is after the game), you're over here scrolling through your news feed and you see this post by him "I can't wait to see her today." You're all smiling and happy thinking "Aww he wants to see me." So you go to his wall and you're about to say something when you notice. (Insert Guys name here) is in a relationship.. And you're thinking hold up hold up, what? So you see it's this one chick.. In your head you're thinking .. This girl sounds familiar.. Hmm.. And it hits you! It's that one chick that you know, the one who thinks she "Too cute" when you know and you're saying to yourself " That girl ugly!" Now if you're jealous you know because you turn ratchet as hell. Now after everything sinks in you're like.. "WTH..." I really liked this guy.. Why her?!? She's not even cute?!? So ya that's all. So that was my "rant" I would appreciate feedback, anything to add? Something that would make it more funny? Love me hate me, I'm still on your mind.
That is the story of my life I've talked to this haaawt guy () with a great personality and is hilarious, Then one day I see "In a relationship with *insert girls name here* on his profile and i'm like NOOOOOOOO ._. it was sadness on my part
...maybe there's more to people than just a pretty face. I don't know why, but this whole thread seems incredibly shallow. Sorry. Just my input. I don't want to be mean, just honest.
It was off the top of my head. But this happened a year ago I think, anyway. The guy wasn't just cute, he was sweet. The girl.. She's just.. Ugh, ugly personality and she caused him a lot of problems.